Pandit: Your horoscope has only wealth written in it.
Pandit is unconscious!
Wife (to Santa) – I want to buy a dog.
Santa- Why do you want to buy a dog?
Wife- so that after you leave for office, there is someone to wag their tail behind me.
Bengali baba caught by ticket checker for travelling without ticket…and then…
Ticket checker- Show me your ticket, baba?
Baba- No.
Ticket checker- where are you going?
Baba- where the epitome of character Lord Shri Ram was born.
Ticket checker- Come on, I will drop you now
Baba- where?
Ticket Checker- Where the flute player was born
Professor: If you have to give an orange to someone, what will you say?
Santa: Take this orange…!
Santa: I, Hetram son of Chetram resident of Shikarpura, U.P. hereby, in my full interest and senses and without any fear or pressure, give you this fruit, which is called orange, and on which I have full ownership, along with its peel, juice, pulp and seeds and along with this I also give you complete and unconditional right that you are completely free to cut, peel, keep in the fridge or eat it.
You will also have the right to
You can give this fruit to any other person
It can be given with or without its peel, juice, pulp and seeds.
I declare that,
Before today there was no debate or controversy about this orange,
The entire responsibility for the fight is mine,
And from today onwards I will have no relation with this orange in any way.
The professor is unconscious.
